The Fight Scene Rate System

I've complied a list of films with fight scenes. I've rated the fight scenes in the films on a scale from 0-5 stars. It's entirely subjective to my opinion, and I rate based on choreography, storytelling, performance and acting.

So now you know which movies to watch to get some good ole' action. Enjoy!

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Dragon Lord (1982)







Courtyard fight: 2.5/5

Temple fight: 3/5

Barn Fight: 4.5/5


Not one of Jackie's better movies. Also not a lot of fighting. The jianzi game in the middle is pretty impressive. And the last fight scene in the barn against Hwang In Shik is incredible. One of the great things about it is that Jackie's character, Dragon, doesn't possess a lot of martial skill. What he does possess is youth, determination, heart and incredible athleticism. Not to mention an ability to absorb a ton of punishment. This is in stark contrast to In Shik's character, who is highly skilled, older and can't take quite as much. I also like that Mars gets to be part of the finale, since he so rarely is anything but a background character. Since he is Jackie's real life best friend it's cool to see them work together in a movie to take down a big boss.

But besides the finale, there isn't much to this movie. Even the opening pyramid scene that took 2900 takes (the world record), isn't really that impressive in the grand scheme of things. That final fight is an enduring piece of art, though. Somewhat recommended.




Sunday, March 15, 2015

25 Years...25 Movies

I’ve been pretty obsessed with narrative lately, trying to consume more narrative based things like movies and TV shows. So as someone who loves lists, and to commemorate my 25 years of life, this is a list of my 25 favorite movies. 

25. Contour
The ultimate indie action film
24. Office Space
Eastern philosophy applied to western life.

23. Wheels on Meals
Classic Jackie action flick.

22. The Wrestler
Love wrestling, love this film 


21. How To Train Your Dragon
Classic hero's journey. With Dragons.
20. Prodigal Son
Yuen Biao, my favorite screen fighter, in his greatest role.

19. Borat
Nothing made me laugh harder upon first viewing.

18. The Raid 2: Berandal
Best martial arts film of the modern era

17. Battle Royale
The violence. The concept. The violence.

16. Toy Story
Pixar at its best.

15. South Park The Movie
My favorite Musical

14. Crash
Worst Best Picture? Fuck that, it's great.

13. Pulp Fiction
Tarantino's Magnum Opus
12. Aladdin
All time favorite Disney movie

11. Team America
America, FUCK YEAH!

10. Short Term 12
Feelings. Brie Larson. All my feelings.

9. Oldboy
Korean mindfuck. Hammer time, bitches.

8. Fargo
Favorite movie heroine. Excellent all around.

7. Toy Story 3
My childhood. My adolescence. The sensation of growing up.

6. True Romance
Excellent characters, great love story.

5. Gran Torino
Interracial paternal relationship plus old man action. Love it.

4. Drunken Master 2 
My favorite fight scene of all time.

3. Police Story 
Jackie's Magnum Opus. Hong Kong Die Hard.

1a. The Matrix           1b. Groundhog Day
A perfect distillation of the human potential.






Action. Philosophy. Kung Fu. My favorite things.